1. 40 minutes ago 

    Male or Female

    You might not have known this, but a lot of non - living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

    FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

    PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

    TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

    HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

    SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

    WEB PAGES: Female, because they’re constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

    TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

    EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

    HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they’ve hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

    THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.

  2. 1 hour ago 
    THE YEAR 1909 This will boggle your mind, I know it did mine! The year is 1909. One hundred years ago. What a difference a century makes! Here are some statistics for the Year 1909 : ************ ********* ********* ****** The average life expectancy was  47 years. Only 14 percent of the homes had a bathtub. Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone. There were only 8,000 cars and only 144 miles ofpaved roads. The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph. The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower The average wage in 1909 was 22 cents per hour. The average worker made between $200 and $400 per year . A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per year, A dentist $2,500 per year, a veterinarian between $1,500 and $4,000 per year, and a mechanical engineer about $5,000 per year. More than 95 percent of all births took place at HOME. Ninety percent of all doctors had NO COLLEGE EDUCATION! Instead, they attended so-called medical schools, many of which Were condemned in the press AND the government as ‘substandard. ‘ Sugar cost four cents a pound. Eggs were fourteen cents a dozen. Coffee was fifteen cents a pound. Most women only washed their hair  once a month, and used Borax or egg yolks for shampoo. Canada passed a law that prohibited poor people from Entering into their country for any reason. Five leading causes of death were: 1. Pneumonia and influenza 2. Tuberculosis 3. Diarrhea 4. Heart disease 5. Stroke The American flag had 45 stars. The population of Las Vegas, Nevada, was only 30!!!! Crossword puzzles, canned beer, and ice tea Hadn’t been invented yet. There was no Mother’s Day or Father’s Day. Two out of every 10 adults couldn’t read or write. Only 6 percent of all Americans had Graduated from high school. Marijuana, heroin, and morphine were all available over the counter at the local corner drugstores. Back then pharmacists said, “Heroin clears the complexion, gives buoyancy to the mind,regulates the stomach and bowels, and is, in fact, a perfect guardian of health.” ( Shocking? DUH! ) Eighteen percent of households had at least One full-time servant or domestic help. There were about 230 reported murders in the ENTIRE U.S.A. ! Try to imagine what it may be like in another 100 years. IT STAGGERS THE MIND

    THE YEAR 1909


    This will boggle your mind, I know it did mine!

    The year is 1909. One hundred years ago.

    What a difference a century makes!

    Here are some statistics for the Year 1909 :

    ************ ********* ********* ******

    The average life expectancy was  47 years.

    Only 14 percent of the homes had a bathtub.

    Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone.

    There were only 8,000 cars and only

    144 miles ofpaved roads.

    The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph.

    The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower

    The average wage in 1909 was 22 cents per hour.

    The average worker made between $200 and $400 per year .

    A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per year,

    A dentist $2,500 per year, a veterinarian between $1,500 and $4,000 per year, and a mechanical engineer about $5,000 per year.

    More than 95 percent of all births took place at HOME.

    Ninety percent of all doctors had

    NO COLLEGE EDUCATION!

    Instead, they attended so-called medical schools, many of which

    Were condemned in the press AND the government as ‘substandard. ‘

    Sugar cost four cents a pound.

    Eggs were fourteen cents a dozen.

    Coffee was fifteen cents a pound.

    Most women only washed their hair  once a month, and used

    Borax or egg yolks for shampoo.

    Canada passed a law that prohibited poor people from

    Entering into their country for any reason.

    Five leading causes of death were:

    1. Pneumonia and influenza

    2. Tuberculosis

    3. Diarrhea

    4. Heart disease

    5. Stroke

    The American flag had 45 stars.

    The population of Las Vegas, Nevada, was only 30!!!!

    Crossword puzzles, canned beer, and ice tea

    Hadn’t been invented yet.

    There was no Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.

    Two out of every 10 adults couldn’t read or write.

    Only 6 percent of all Americans had

    Graduated from high school.

    Marijuana, heroin, and morphine were all available over the counter at the local corner drugstores. Back then pharmacists said, “Heroin clears the complexion, gives buoyancy to the mind,regulates the stomach and bowels, and is, in fact, a perfect guardian of health.”

    ( Shocking? DUH! )

    Eighteen percent of households had at least

    One full-time servant or domestic help.

    There were about 230 reported murders in the ENTIRE U.S.A. !

    Try to imagine what it may be like in another 100 years.

    IT STAGGERS THE MIND

     
  3. 1 day ago 
    How Pumpkin Pies are made.

    How Pumpkin Pies are made.

     
  4. 1 day ago 
    WHAT DO YOU SEE?? You saw a couple in an intimate pose, right? Interestingly, research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such a scenario. What they will see, however, is the nine dolphins in the picture! So, I guess we’ve already proven you’re not a young innocent child. Now, if it’s hard for you to find the dolphins within 6 seconds, your mind is SO corrupted that YOU probably need help! OK, here’s help: Look at the space between her right arm and her head, the tail is on her neck, follow it up. Look at her left hip, follow the shaded part down, it’s another one, and on his shoulder… OH, SURE, NOW you see them!!!!!!

    WHAT DO YOU SEE??

    You saw a couple in an intimate pose, right? 


    Interestingly, research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such a scenario.


    What they will see, however, is the nine dolphins in the picture! So, I guess we’ve already proven you’re not a young innocent child. 

    Now, if it’s hard for you to find the dolphins within 6 seconds, your mind is SO corrupted that YOU probably need help! 


    OK, here’s help: Look at the space between her right arm and her head, the tail is on her neck, follow it up. Look at her left hip, follow the shaded part down, it’s another one, and on his shoulder… 
    OH, SURE, NOW you see them!!!!!!

     
  5. 6 days ago 
    This is an actual chandelier, what the frig!???? Lol

    This is an actual chandelier, what the frig!???? Lol

     
  6. 6 days ago 
    This is too cute, where can I get one hehe

    This is too cute, where can I get one hehe

     
  7. 1 week ago 
    listening to "Billy Joel River of Dreams LYRICS!"

    Finally checked it out, thanks William!

  8. 3 weeks ago 
    listening to "The Best Thing - Relient K (With Lyrics)"
  9. 3 weeks ago 
    listening to "The Innocent Ones - Hidden In Plain View"
  10. 3 weeks ago 
    listening to "The Eagles - Best of My Love"

    An oldie but a goodie

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